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Wedding Speech Written for Two Best MenBrandon - Ladies and Gents in the first place I continue I would like to point out to those of you who whitethorn be feeling the effects of the alcohol that there argon rattling 2 of us standing up here and no you atomic number 18 not keep an eye oning double.Firstly, I would like to hypothesize how pleasing it is to see so many of joke and Rhondas close relatives and friends who learn conjugate them on their wedding day. It never fails to amaze me the distance some citizenry will travel for some free food.OK, Ladies and Gents it is an absolute privilege for Kain and me to be standing here as Johns best men. Since John asked us to perform this honor we pick up been seeking advice on the duties we have to perform. One of the main duties is obviously to ensure John arrives on time and looking as sharp as possible for his big daySo in order to fulfil this duty, and not that we dont trust John, we felt it necessary to stay here last nigh t and after a few drinks in the bar and sharing a room with John I can confirm to you all that he slept like a baby he wet the bed in two ways..and woke up several times crying for his motherKain -Another duty of family is to thank John on behalf of the bridesmaids, for his kind words, and I have to say they look absolutely wonderful and have done an excellent meditate today. Wouldnt you agree Brandon?Brandon - Absolutely, and it is no wonder as the girls have had their fuzz done by Ni... ...e Fantasy ChannelBrandon To John,Is marriage really for you. You make a big impression on us, we commit we didnt devote any on you. From all the girls at Legs&Co.Real telegrams Kain 1, Brandon 1 etcKain - Ladies and gentleman, it gives me the bang-up pleasure to invite you all to stand and raise your glasses in a toast to the 2 people who without them today would not have been so specialLADIES & GENTLEMEN..THE BAR STAFFBrandon Seriously though, John and Rhonda we hope that your love fo r one another is modern enough to survive the times, moreover old fashioned enough to last forever You really are a perfect match.Ladies and Gentlemen we give you the Bride and Groom